Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

i think one of my biggest problems with female characters in general is that they so often lack a component of natural humor, if that makes any sense - basically female characters are almost universally less complex and layered than male characters, and the specific way that this really gets to me personally is that they so often lack a humorous/ironic component to their personalities, which is just such an incredibly basic and fundamental part of my own

i don’t mean that they don’t deliver lines that are intended as jokes by the writer or that they aren’t involved in humorous exchanges/scenes in an extranarrative sense, but i mean that within the narrative itself they so incredibly frequently lack a personal, independent, intentional/self-conscious humor and/or sense of irony in their approach to life and to whatever situations arise in the narrative

even major female comedians incredibly frequently play female characters that are hilarious, but in an UNINTENTIONAL way; the joke is so often that whatever character a woman is playing is being absolutely hilariously ridiculous but she is DEAD SERIOUS about it, which is precisely the joke - so in other words, being funny (as an affirmative ability or good quality) is still not a part of the character’s personality

and it makes a lot of sense, doesn’t it, since so many men really don’t see women as funny

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audiodrops:

californiapants:

the-tabularium:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

SWEET SKIES ABOVE WHAT BREED OF COW IS THIS?!?!

Man that’s a silly looking animal

ARE THESE FUZZY COWS

I’M LOSING MY MIND HERE ARE THERE FUZZY COWS OUT THERE

MY GOD. FUZZY COWS.

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I have naturally wavy hair, but only on half my head (why half, I can’t tell you, I had pin straight hair until I hit puberty) but generally the waves look like they’re trying to fly off my head

The key to getting nice waves, apparently, is to clip my hair back and then let it loose hours later.

But seriously, why can’t my hair look nice naturally???

Should be packing

am watching an anime about fishing instead

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

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CBS: *casts Lucy Liu to play character originally written as a white dude*
Brinydeep Catfishbits fans: how DARE they!!! this is a travesty! a mockery of the source material! a fundamental betrayal of the spirit of canon and the essence of the character! Arthur Conan Doyle would be spinning in his GRAVE!!!
Paramount: *casts Bassethound Cul-de-sac to play character originally written as desi*
Bumpersticker Cardigan fans: jeez, calm down everyone, it's just ACTING. i'm sure they just picked the most talented actor for the role! Benny is so talented he could play any role, and the franchise should be grateful to have him!

tranqualizer:

stop supporting the myth that poor people don’t deserve to have “nice” things. because that sort of narrative continues to ignore the complexities of capitalism and struggle and takes us away from examining why it’s easier for someone living below the poverty line to get a smart phone than to get sustainable support for housing, employment at a livable wage, healthcare services, etc.

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thefrogman:

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